Star Wars, by Shakespeare -- Verily, A New Hope!

Vader:

"Thou speakest well, my stormtrooper, and yet

Not well upon my ear the message falls...

My patience runneth quickly out much like

The sands across the dunes of Tatooine.

So tell me, else thou diest quick: where shall

We find transmissions thou didst intercept?..."

Return once more to a galaxy far, far away with this sublime retelling of Star Wars in the style of the immortal Bard of Avon. The saga of a wise knight and an evil lord, of a beautiful princess held captive, and a young hero coming of age....

Reimagined in glorious iambic pentameter—and complete with twenty gorgeous Elizabethan illustrations--William Shakespeare’s Star Wars will astound and edify Rebels and Imperials alike. Zounds! This is the book you’re looking for.

Amazon, $11.

R2D2 Cookie Jar

Amazon, $48.

Millennium Falcon bed

This one-of-a-kind item is not for sale, but perhaps it will inspire your own DIY.  More pics.

Made by Kayla Kromer, who had previously made this hamburger bed:

Star Wars collectibles coffee table

Unfortunately, this one-of-a-kind piece is no longer for sale, but it shouldn't be too hard to replicate. An old printer's tray on some sort of supportive structure, filled with your favorite tiny collectibles, and topped with glass.

"A galaxy far, far away" t-shirt

The text says, "When you think about it, all galaxies are far far away."

Threadless, $10. on sale.

T-shirt: R2D2 in love

T-shirt. RedBubble, $25.

Star Wars limited edition posters

Star Wars limited edition silhouette posters by Travis English. Ebay ~$80.

Revenge of the Sith

       Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars cupcake stencils

Pick your favorite character, lay the stencil on top of the cupcake, then sprinkle with cocoa, cinnamon or decorative sugars. Williams-Sonoma, $10.

Star Wars lunchbox and sandwich cutters

 Millennium Falcon™ and Darth Vader’s TIE fighter™ sandwich cutters. Also includes "Limited-edition vintage style tin."  Williams-Sonoma, $10.

Make a Star Wars pinata

From the official Star Wars website: How to make a Death Star pinata.

Light saber (not the one shown in above pic): at My Amazon store --  Blue: $17., Red: $16.

Star Wars cardboard standups

Darth Vader "life size" stand-up; other figures also available. My Amazon store, $29 - 40.

Little Ewok costume

Bear costume + brown t-shirt = cute li'l Ewok! Costume: Amazon, $29.99.

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R2D2 snowboard helmet

Boop beep beep boop. TightBoards, $100.

Han Solo in carbonite chocolate bar

Han Solo, in dark chocolate.  ThinkGeek, $10.

R2D2 iPod Touch skin

Skin is precision cut for a perfect fit. Easily applied and removed using a special removable adhesive that does not leave any sticky residue behind. You'll also receive a download code to get a matching digital wallpaper, made to lineup perfectly with your skin! Etsy, $9.95

Darth Tater

Mr. Potato Head - Darth Tater. 'Nuff said. Amazon, $46.

Yodamin Franklin

Yodamin Franklin, The Colonial Chapter, Jedi Masters Club, President.  Fine Art Print on Cotton Rag Matte Paper, signed. Date: 2010. 8 X 10"  Etsy, $16.

Yoda, in the style of Alphonse Mucha

"Yoda" by Tsuneo Sanda, in the style of Alphonse Mucha. Limited edition giclee on paper, hand-numbered. Comes with Certificate of Authenticity. Approx 14 x 24"  Acme Archives, $185.

Jawa Sandcrawler poster

"Jawa Sandcrawler" signed by artist Steve Thomas. Limited edition giclee on paper. Comes with Certificate of Authenticity. 13 x 19"  Acme Archives, $89.

Kermit and Yoda art - "Being Green"

"Easy Being Green It Is Not" by Peter de Seve. Limited edition giclee on paper or canvas. Comes with Certificate of Authenticity. 16 x 20"  Acme Archives, $195. and up.